Monday, March 27

The Afghan Christian

An Afghan, who converted to Christianity many years ago, has been placed on trial for his life in Afghanistan. Lately, in response (I think) to international pressure, the charges against this man have been dismissed. The reasons for the charges being dismissed have been variously ascribed to 'lack of evidence' or 'mentally unfit to stand trial'. There are more than enough issues to wonder about as we observe this case!
How many others in Muslim countries are being tried and executed for conversion to Christianity? Why does this man make our headlines, while others pass unnoticed?
Independence of the judiciary is a value of our particular brand of governance. Yet we are often finding ourselves confounded by the proactivity of judges. Is judicial independence really so valuable?
How do people and nations decide what is right or rights?
Is there even a right or rights?

If you haven't spent some extensive time outside of North America, I suggest that you cannot begin to understand what goes on in the majority of the world. Very few people live as we do. Very few people have the rights and freedoms that we assume to be basic. Very few people accept that our way of doing things is right. Many people in North America do not accept that our way of doing things is right!

If we move from the 'majority of the world' to Afghanistan and we will make another leap. Now I do not presume to know much about Afghanistan, but I do know a little. And I have had my eyes opened by living in the third world. Many countries in the world have a national government of some kind that wields a great deal of influence on how ordinary people conduct their affairs—Afghanistan is not one. The president of Afghanistan might well be described as the mayor of the capital city, or at most as the leader of one province. In much of the country he has little or no influence on the people. He can neither oppress or protect them. But we are in Afghanistan, trying to prop up this man, trying to support the installation of our kind of governance in the whole country, and wondering about how he is managing the courts, when he doesn't even run the country. And we still don't even know how to determine if this is the right thing to do.

In our country we certainly do not accept that religion is the basis of right. However, I posit, without religion there is no basis of right. Without religion, right is a matter of power, and law is simply a social experiment. When we declare, "Freedom of religion is a right!"or "An independent judiciary is a necessity!", we are making religious statements. If we determine to disregard such belief systems as religion puts forward, we have no basis to declare universal truths at all. In USA, they believe that some truths are self-evident, but most of the world does not see their list as being self-evident at all. In fact, their lists of truths are religious, and with their peculiar debate over the separation of church and state, they don't know quite what to make of the whole problem anymore. Thus, despite their self-evident truths, most of their people are not happy with the way law or governance is going these days.

So now, what is your take on the plight of the poor Afghan Christian?

Saturday, March 25

News Update

I'm back travelling this week. Wes and I drove up to Nakina on Monday and worked in that school. I am mainly working with principals and secretaries at the schools. Then on Tuesday I continued my work with the Secretary-Treasurer of the school board. This all went well. We stayed in a Bed & Breakfast in Geraldton. It was okay. We drove down to Longlac on Tuesday afternoon, and stayed in a dodgy (Wes's term) motel there. The rooms were tiny and dingy. I think their view of "smoke-free" meant removing the ashtray from the room! The room and blankets are smoky, and I spend a congested night. We determine to move elsewhere, but nothing else in town has a vacancy. We decide we will finish our work in Caramat and drive back to Thunder Bay a day ahead of schedule. I have a conference in Thunder Bay on Thursday and Friday. That goes fine.

The weather is becoming very spring-like. The snow is disappearing, and we are all enjoying getting out for walks more often. Kristian and BJ really enjoy the outdoors, but BJ gets pretty muddy some trips!

We're all doing pretty well! Erin has gone through a session of strep throat, and Greg has it now.

Anyway, that's the way it's gone this week!

Friday, March 24

GOLF 101

The weather is continuing warm, and I am able to get out for my first sessions of preparation for the golf season. Today I am using my three-iron. As I walk I stop to set up properly and take swings at an imaginary ball. Then I walk 200 yards straight forward (the usual distance and direction of my three-iron shots) and prepare to take my next shot. This continues throughout my walk. Every setup follows an efficient routine, and all shots sail beautifully down the fairway. For those who have golfed with me and find that description a little far-fetched, keep following the conversation... my game will continue to improve until the actual start of the season! I notice that the fairways are starting to show through the snow, so I'm thinking I should step up my practice program. I am not actually hitting a ball, the better to concentrate on making a quality swing, and it also reduces the temptation to look up to see where the ball is going. This is often a problem for me, so I'm hoping to improve on my focus. As the saying goes, "Look up and see a bad shot!" Or as King James would have it, "He that... (nah, King James wouldn't say, "He that..."), "He who glanceth upward beholdeth a shot he desireth not!"

I am getting some golf lessons this year. That's bound to be of some value. I don't have an actual pro working with me, but I do have a DVD with lessons on it!! I'll keep in touch!

Saturday, March 18

News Update

We've had another nice week here on Lake Superior where all the children are above average. The weather has been nice, and the snow is melting.

Kristian continues to grow and amuse us with his developments. Haaken and Liam are off school this week for Spring Break, so we're enjoying having them around each day. And they're enjoying staying up a little later in the evening. Saturday is Erica's birthday, and we have a bunch of her friends over for the evening to celebrate with her. Travis and Sylvia have made an offer on a house. The offer has been accepted so now they're working on inspections, financing and other arrangements. I haven't seen the inside yet, but they say it will only need minor face-lifting. Eric took a whirlwind trip out to Saskatchewan to visit his parents before they flew back to BC. He drove out last Friday, and drove back on Tuesday. I have been working only part time this week as the schools are not in session. I will get back on the travelling schedule next week.

We got a batch of letters from Zambia that the Manns brought back with them. It was great to hear from our dear friends over there, but sad to be reminded of their predicaments. We are looking forward to our visit over there starting in July.

And that's the kind of week it has been.

Thursday, March 16

Computer Woes3

The saga continues as I take my Toshiba laptop back to Futureshop where I bought it. I am not amused that they do not recall the same warranty regulations that I do.
"I would like a loaner while you're fixing this, or sending it back to Toshiba, or whatever you're going to do."
"We don't have any loaners."
"But you told me you would give me a loaner if I bought the three-year service plan... "
"I'm quite sure the salesman did not say that you could have a loaner."
"And how long will you have to keep it."
"We won't be keeping it at all, you need to take it to Microage."
"But I didn't buy it from Microage."
"Well, they're the only Toshiba certified repair depot in Thunder Bay."

Microage has heard of the Toshiba problems, and they do accept the laptop. They obviously have the required expertise and parts to effect the repairs as well. They keep it only for the afternoon, and I pick it up at 5pm. And it's been working for two days straight!

Well, perhaps this story will have a satisfactory ending, but, just the same, next week, I'll be taking my iBook on the school visitations.

Monday, March 13

Computer Woes2

As noted, my computer has been crashing a lot over the last few weeks, but I got it back last week. Previously, the computer was always crashing when the virus scanner was trying to do its work just after midnight each night. We changed the scheduling of the virus scan, but the crashing continued, so now I have deleted the virus scan completely! (Yes, I understand that could be dangerous!) Anyway, it behaved itself for the remainder of last week, but today, it is back into the crashing again. It has crashed six times this morning, and as Travis has taken my iBook to do his class presentations at university, I am in some difficulty. I am relying on 'save as draft' for this short item in fear of losing my typing!!

Now I've found out that there is a class action lawsuit against Toshiba on this particular laptop (http://www.toshibaa70classaction.com/). Anyone want to buy a slightly used Toshiba laptop?!

Saturday, March 11

News Update

As the week began, I was able to get back on the road with school visitations. Wes and I drove out to Atikokan on Monday, and worked at that school. It is about two hours west of Thunder Bay. Travis called on Monday evening to inform us that he and Sylvia were now engaged and expect to marry in July. On Tuesday we completed our work at Atikokan and drove over to Mine Centre to start our work there. We finished at Mine Centre on Wednesday and drove up to Ignace for the night. On Thursday morning we drove down to Upsala and worked there through the day. Finally we drove back home in the late afternoon. Wendy, Erin and Kristian arrived at 9pm on Thursday; and we were waiting with a birthday cake for Wendy! It is wonderful to have them all home again.

The weather has continued to improve, with temperatures above zero and much melting taking place. We even had a thunder storm on Saturday afternoon! Kristian is enjoying getting out in his stroller. BJ loves going for walks also, but comes home very wet and muddy.

And that's the kind of week it's been.

Thursday, March 9

WHAT DO YOU MAKE?

Thanks, Tom.

The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life. One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued, "What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?" He reminded the other dinner guests of the old adage about teachers: "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach." To stress his point he said to another guest: "You're a teacher, Jane, be honest. What do you make?"

Jane, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied, "You want to know what I make?... I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could. I make a C+ feel like the winner of the Congressional Medal of Honour for a student who has tried her or his best.

You want to know what I make?

I make kids wonder.
I make them question.
I make them criticize.
I make them apologize and mean it.
I make them write.
I make them read, read, read.
I make them show all their work in math and perfect their final drafts in English.

I make them understand that if you have the brains and follow your heart and, if someone ever tries to judge you by what you make, you must pay no attention because that person just didn't learn."

Jane paused and then continued. "You wanted to know what I make?

I MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

What do you make?"

Saturday, March 4

News Update

As the week began, Wendy, Erin and Kristian were still in Saskatchewan. The weather has been fairly nice, with temperatures rising to about minus five each day, and some melting taking place. Our snow banks are beginning to sink, and the hope of spring is building.

On Wednesday I flew over to Sudbury for a MISA (Managing Information for Student Achievement) conference on EBDM (Evidence Based Decision Making). It's actually the same as EIDM (Evidence Informed Decision Making), but the MET (Ministry of Education and Training) already has that acronym locked up. It was a good conference, and I got some resources and many ideas for use in my ongoing MISA work. I came back from there on Friday night, but Wendy and crew still had not returned from the prairies... maybe next week. BJ returned from Charlene on Saturday; he's glad to be home.

So that's the kind of week it's been.

Wednesday, March 1

COMPUTER WOES!

Dr. Seuss gives a rather clever description of computer failure. For a snazzy version, you may want to check out the web site:
http://www.lovethissite.com/suess/

The Doctor Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash
( Read this one ALOUD - it's GREAT! )

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gouse.
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

WELL! That certainly clears things up for ME.

And, it turns out, it was rather timely, so thank you, Marilyn, for reminding me of this!

My computer has been crashing a lot over the last couple of weeks, and even now it is in the repair shop. The tech still doesn't know what the problem was, but he tells me that he has it running again, and has reloaded the programs and my documents, so I can get it back next Monday!

The tech first thought it might be a virus. The computer was always crashing when the virus scanner was trying to do its work just after midnight each night. You could be working on it at the time, and it would just stop and shut completely down. And it didn't even seem to know something untoward had happened! It would restart without so much as a sideward glance. I am used to computers telling me if something has gone wrong, and offering to start up in 'safe mode' or something like that. Anyway, the tech has now decided it might have been overheating, but I'm skeptical. Dumb machine!

Saturday, February 25

News Update

As the week began, Wendy, Erin and Kristian were in Saskatchewan, and, Eric, Erica and the boys were in Disney World. It was quiet around the house. We had a batch of cold weather, but it warmed up toward the end of the week. Now that it is the end of February, we are expecting that winter is about over. I am looking forward to spring and the golf season, even more than usual this year. Work has been pretty dismal these past two weeks, but there was a highlight on Thursday, as the strike was settled. Now work can return to normal, and I can get back to my travel schedule. Eric, Erica, Haaken and Liam returned on Wednesday morning after a great time in Florida. Then the house returns to its usual bustle. I continue my exercise program at the university fieldhouse. The Canadian men's hockey team fails miserably at the Olympics, but we're comforted by the women's team winning gold. Then the curling teams both come through with medals so that's good. Overall, we set a new record for the most medals ever by Canada, as we sit near the top of the standings with countries like USA, with only Germany out in front. We feel good about that!

So that's the kind of week it's been. Next week I'm looking forward to Wendy and crew's return from Regina.

Friday, February 24

It's the money!

The oil war in Iraq continues, and the country is drifting toward tri-partite civil war. This will not provide the guaranteed oil supply the US was looking for, but it continues their other major objective—the sale of oil in US dollars. Saddam's big sin, as far as US interests was concerned, was his successful move to sell his oil in Euros. A move of the international petroleum market away from the US dollar would be dangerous due to the large amount of deficits being run by the current administration. And when you combine that with their balance of trade deficit, it could be a severe blow to the US economy.

Iran is pushing a new oil bourse—in Euros, so they are taking their place in the crosshairs as the most significant economic risk (and greatest enemy) for USA. On the other end of the Asian continent, China is beginning to transfer a growing section of their debt holdings from US dollars into Euros. Thus concern grows about China's economic power over the US economy.

It's not a good time to be Dubya!

Wednesday, February 22

Canucks Lose!

In what is generally considered a dark day in Canada's sporting history, our national hockey team ended their Olympic experience today out of the medals. As defending gold-medal champions, the Canucks were widely touted as a favourite to repeat, alas, they failed to even score in three of their six games. And, the experts tell us, you can play up to seventeen overtime periods, but so long as you fail to score, you will not win!

We have now begun a period of country-wide hand-wringing and recrimination over this debacle. This will last no less than four years—until the next Olympics. At that time, with fresh players (and probably fresh management), we will endeavour once again to defend our nationhood in the Canadian religion of hockey.

For myself, I feel no such compulsion. Naturally, I was cheering for our team to win, but I have long been a hockey fan, rather than a team fan. As a result, I have become a fan of the way the Finns are playing. They absolutely dominated Canada in every aspect of the game when they played last week. In fact, the four teams left (Finland, Russia, Czech Republic, Sweden) have all displayed a more pleasing brand of hockey than our guys were playing. So, I shall enjoy the remaining hockey games, and I won't be upset no matter the results. But, for the record, I'll be cheering for Finland in the semi-final, and in the gold medal game on Sunday!!

Tuesday, February 21

IRAQI LEAF CENTRE

Thanks Glen

Toronto coach Pat Quinn sends scouts out around the world looking for a new centre to hopefully help win the Stanley Cup for Toronto. One of his scouts informs him of a young Iraqi centre who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. So, Pat flies to Iraq to watch him play and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to the NHL. Two weeks later, in his first game, Toronto is down 4-0 at home against Montreal with only eight minutes left. Pat gives the young Iraqi centre the nod to go on, and he puts him on in place of Sundin.

The lad is a sensation, scores five goals in eight minutes and wins the game for Toronto. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.

When he comes off the ice, he phones his Mum to tell her about his first day in the NHL. "Hi Mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for eight minutes today, we were down 4-0 but I scored five goals and we won. Everybody loves me; the fans, the players and the media, they all love me."

"Great," says his Mum, "let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, while you were having a great time."

The young lad is very upset. "What can I say, Mum, I'm so sorry."

"Sorry!" says his Mum, "Sorry doesn't cut it. It's your fault that we moved to Toronto in the first place!"

Saturday, February 18

News Update

This was the week when I was scheduled to hit the road. I have arranged school visitations lasting until the end of March. However, a funny thing happened on the way...

The government of Ontario has decided to insinuate itself into the contract arrangements of most of the civil servants in the province. And, as it does, it has decided that it will add some unwelcome favouritism into the mix. The government decided that police and firefighters should have preferential pension schemes, while nurses, teachers' aides and other categories of workers should do without. As a result there is threatened labour action to put pressure on the government, and the schools are one of the innocent bystanders being affected by the unrest. So, while Eric, Erica and the boys headed off for Disney World, I was cancelled. There is not much use in going to visit schools if they're not in operation. Now, as it turned out, the government did respond to the threatened job action, so they've started to negotiate the issues. And the strike has been delayed... we could have gone out to the schools! But wait, the strike may happen next week. So next week's trip is cancelled as well. Yikes! I'm thinking we should have just travelled and got in as much work as possible around the disruption.

Wendy, Erin and Kristian headed west on Thursday. They are attending a ladies' conference over the weekend and doing some visiting on the prairies for the next week. The upshot of it all is that I am stuck here at home on my own. And, once again, the best laid plans of mice and men turn out to be about equal.

Friday, February 17

NEOLOGISMS

The following is from an article in the Lawrence Journal World, thanks to Marti.
"The editors of Merriam-Webster dictionaries got more than 3,000 entries when, in a light-hearted moment, they asked visitors to their Web site to submit their favourite words that aren't in the dictionary."

Top Ten Words (Not Found in Dictionary)
1. ginormous (adj): bigger than gigantic and bigger than enormous
2. confuzzled (adj): confused and puzzled at the same time
3. woot (interj): an exclamation of joy or excitement
4. chillax (v) chill out/relax, hang out with friends
5. cognitive displaysia (n): the feeling you have before you even leave the house that you are going to forget something and not remember it until you are on the highway.
6. gription (n): the purchase gained by friction: "My car needs new tires because the old ones have lost their gription."
7. phonecrastination (v): to put off answering the phone until caller ID displays the incoming name and number.
8. slickery (adj): having a surface that is wet and icy
9. snirt (n) snow that is dirty, often seen by the side of roads and parking lots that have been plowed
10. lingweenie (n): a person incapable of producing neologisms.

Monday, February 13

Of Cartooning Danes

There continues to be an uproar in many parts of the world over some cartoons published in a Danish newspaper last September. The fact that it took so long to develop the reaction should be a clue as to what this is all about! Meanwhile there continues to be disagreement in the Muslim world about whether it actually is permissable to produce any kind of portraits of their prophet.

Well, I have seen the cartoons, and innocuous definitely describes them. Only one is what I would consider offensive and that is one of a 'mullah-looking' man with a bomb in his turban. Unless someone told me, I sure would not have even considered these cartoons to be illustrative of the prophet, and since (if), as some Islamic sources assert, portraits are not allowed, how did they recognize him?!

Meanwhile, we hear the Danish prime minister trying to understand the turmoil and express his country's benevolence. However, it is in vain that he describes his country's good will, freedom of religion, free speech, non-partisanship... Radical Islamists have no interest in these things. They want no one to express any point-of-view except theirs. They want the west to make no commentary about their religion or society. As the old joke goes, "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!"

Sunday, February 12

Gretzky


Recent days have been difficult ones for Wayne Gretzky, and it has torn my heart as the media feeding frenzy occurred. Some have lost faith, and have even teased me that I will need to change from wulrich99 to 98 or something! But no, I shall not change.

Throughout his playing career Gretzky displayed great humility about his accomplishments, great loyalty to his family and country and unfailing grace in the face of overwhelming wealth, fame and accolades.

It seems to me that he was set up to become the target of negative attention. He was advised that his assistant coach was being charged in a gambling ring, and that his own wife had been involved in placing bets. He subsequently phoned his coach to find out about the issue, and to attempt to protect his wife from the fallout. Of course, the coach's phone conversations were being tapped (I hope they had a warrant for this one!), and the next day the police let it leak out that Gretzky was recorded on a wiretap discussing the gambling ring! Well, wonder of wonders! All heat was suddenly drawn from the corrupt police officials who were running the gambling ring, and onto Gretzky who is mainly guilty of being naive! And the media howled for his scalp!

Now that the police have admitted the chain of events, we are waiting to hear the media retractions and apologies... but we're not holding our breath!

Saturday, February 11

News Update

We've had a busy week here in Thunder Bay and vicinity. Bill travelled out to Hornepayne (about 500 km east of here) for a school visit on Monday and Tuesday. He got back Tuesday evening. We celebrated Haaken's birthday that evening; he turned nine years old—the end of the single digits. I don't think I remember my ninth birthday. Or even my forty-ninth, for that matter! My fiftieth—I remember. We were in Zambia, and Steve Mann killed a spitting cobra just outside of our house! I'm not looking forward to having such memorable birthdays anymore, although this year we plan to be in Zambia again!

The Bailey crew left Saturday morning for Orlando, Florida and two weeks in the sun. They called in the afternoon to say they had arrived and that it was raining!! The weather has been colder here, but we're still hitting around minus five each day. The locals say it is a remarkably mild winter and that we shouldn't get used to it!

Kristian had another vaccination this week—he doesn't appear to enjoy them at all. Otherwise he continues to grow and develop. We're enjoying him a great deal.

Wendy, Erin & Kristian plan to leave this coming week to spend some time on the prairies—I guess they're really missing winter!

And that's the kind of week it's been here on Lake Superior. Happy Birthday, Verner!

Thursday, February 9

THINGS ACTUALLY SAID IN COURT

Q:What is your date of birth?
A:July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

Q: How old is your son - the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.

Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: Did he kill you?

Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.

Q: You were not shot in the fracas?
A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.