Your Christmas Worksheet

At my recent office Christmas party, we were subjected to a worksheet of Christmas related items. I have taken the trouble to adapt it slightly, and share it with my family. Several answers they gave were particularly enjoyable, so I'm sure there are more good answers out there, just waiting to be uncovered or discovered or recovered! If you find some alternative answers, please make use of the Comment button to share them with the rest of us!

Spoiler alert: All suggested answers are at the end, so don't scroll down too fast if that would spoil your fun! If you wish to make use of this little quiz, you can just copy and paste it into a word processor document and print it for your own use. Please remember to give credit to the source of these, which as far as I know are anonymous! And if someone reading these recognizes them as his/her own creation, I apologize for sharing without your permission!

Your Christmas Worksheet

(featuring the most outrageous puns we could find—if you have others, we'll consider them!)

1. At the school the young elves learn the _________________.
2. The reason Santa has three gardens is so he can _________________.
3. The favourite breakfast cereal of snowmen is _________________.
4. When you cross a snowman with a vampire you get _________________.
5. A _________________ is the only bird that can write.
   
6. "__________________________________," sang the ghost to Santa Claus.
   
7. The favourite Christmas carol of parents is _________________.
8. The main difference between the Christmas alphabet and an ordinary alphabet is the Christmas alphabet has _________________.
9. At Christmas time the Mexican sheep sing "_________________".
   
10. If Santa goes down the chimney into a lit fireplace, you get _________________.
11. Which candle burns longer, a green one or a red one? _________________
12. Santa's little helper was feeling depressed because he had _________________.
13. People who are afraid of Santa are said to be _________________.
14. If you deep fry Santa you get _________________.
15. A large cat on a beach has _________________.

So, enjoy them, and for your enjoyment here are some of the answers we found so far!

1. At the school the young elves learn the elphabet.
2. The reason Santa has three gardens is so he can ho, ho, ho!
3. The favourite breakfast cereal of snowmen is Frosted Flakes.
4. When you cross a snowman with a vampire you get frost bite. Although, we now have additional answers of cold-blooded, and a cold-blooded killer.
5. A penguin is the only bird that can write.
   
6. "I'll have a boo Christmas with out you," sang the ghost to Santa Claus.
   
7. The favourite Christmas carol of parents is Silent Night.
8. The main difference between the Christmas alphabet and an ordinary alphabet is the Christmas alphabet has No L.
9. At Christmas time the Mexican sheep sing Felix Navibaaaa.
   
10. If Santa goes down the chimney into a lit fireplace, you get Crisp Kringle. A hilarious and popular suggestion tonight was chestnuts roasting by an open fire.
    
11. Which candle burns longer, a green one or a red one? Neither, both burn shorter.
12. Santa's little helper was feeling depressed because he had low elf-esteem.
13. People who are afraid of Santa are said to be Claustrophobic.
14. If you deep fry Santa you get Crisp Kringle.
15. A large cat on a beach has sandy claws.